Just woke up from a nap...

....oh dear lord, did I have a fucked up dream (s).

The one part I don't remember all that well, but it involved me being in church with my parents (HA). Okay, maybe that was a nightmare. Anyway, at some point, the histrionic priest would run to the center of the main aisle, do a quick frock change, black lights would come on, and he'd do this yelling screaming Jimmy Swaggert like Jesus Christ Superstar musical moment. On top of that, the ushers carried him around on big bed.

Weird..

Then it gets weirder...

The second part of the dream involved all my friends, Murphy Brown, Evan Bayh, and Sarah Palin.

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Sarah featured prominently in the dream, mainly, I think, because I spent a lot of the afternoon working on a Sarah drag project for Blanche (or the fact that she's in town today), but lawd, it was freakish. We went to see Sarah speak at the fairgrounds in Kokomo. After it was over, we hung out and had dinner with her, where we all bonded. Murphy Brown was there for no reason, but she was pregnant. Wow...single mom. Then at some point I am sitting on the couch, and Sarah has this giant container of cheap hair product that she is liberally applying to her hair and screaming because it burns. We're all looking at each other like "What did this crazy bitch just do?" and I pretty much asked her that precisely. So, I stand up and say "We gays may not be good enough for the military, but we DO know hair!" I helped her, and she learned a lesson that day.

(Much like real life, Evan Bayh, didn't play much of a role in the dream)

SERIOUSLY! No more midday naps for me....