The Hillary Nutcracker:
From Stupid.com:You may hate her. You may love her. But friends, you've never seen her like this.
THE
HILLARY NUTCRACKER
Stupid.com has sold oodles of political items over the years, but the Hillary Nutcracker has to be the all-time winner! Yes, the former First Lady, current U.S. Senator, and possible First Female President has been turned into an actual nutcracker!
Look at her! Standing with arms akimbo, legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with her stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny.
Besides being utterly ridiculous, The Hillary Nutcracker is durable and useful and comes in an attractive display box. (Like Hillary herself, nuts are not included.)
For the record, I do support Hillary, and I do happen to find this funny. So, don't start commenting on how sexist it is.
3 comments:
I don't see anything weird, funny, or sexist about the Hillary nut-cracker. That's what she does all day over on the Hill, crack nuts. I'd buy one, but I think it's scary. What I would buy, is the Hillary cloaking device. There must be some kind of shield Hillary employs to make her invulnerable to questions. For example, why do Bill and Obama both have to go on record about their drug use, when no one has even thought to ask Hillary? See what I mean? And, how could the candidate found a state college, but never even mention it. Modesty, immunity? You decide: http://theseedsof9-11.com
I love it...perfect! I want one!
Come on everyone knows that women don't do drugs.
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